It’s by the wonderfully eloquent Michelle Malkin. Here’s just a small excerpt:
If the stimulus plan were a Thanksgiving dinner entree, it would be a Turbaconducken — *the heart attack-inducing dish of roasted chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, all wrapped in endless slabs of bacon. But according to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s fantasy land “fact sheet” released early Thursday afternoon, “there are no earmarks or pet projects” in the final package.
Trust her no further than you could throw a pot-bellied pig. Despite the self-delusional declarations of Pelosi and President Obama that no pet projects exist, Hill staffers spilled the beans on several new set-asides tacked onto the bill.